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MMit Erschütterung musste der Klausensgroßschreiber feststellen, dass die untige Briefsorte ausstirbt - zumindest in seinem E-Mail-Account. Er versuchte nun, als unermüdlicher Archäologe allen Seins, diese Briefsorte durch den Abdruck vor allen Schä(n)dlichkeiten zu bewahren. Diese Briefe sind Kunstwerke in aller Kunstwirklichkeit. Die Fehler auch.
Zu seiner großen Freude durfte Klau:s;ens dann aber bald feststellen, dass die Briefe immer noch existieren und nun auch noch in deutscher Sprache versandt werden. Klau(s)ens Aktion also ermutigte die Täter und Täterinnen dazu, endlich von Englisch auf Deutsch umzuschwenken. Eine Mail war gar auf Französisch verfasst.
Das Aussterben dieser E-Mail-Spezies scheint verhindert - Klau<s>ens hat Großes für die Weltkultur geleistet. Deshalb konnte er seine Privataktion am 19.10.2006 beenden, dabei alle Mails dokumentierend, die unser Geld wollen. Klausens ist Hochkünstler des Fake.
Betreff: WITH LOVE Von: JULIANA VAN RON <JULIANVANRON@web.de> An: JULIANVANRON@web.de Datum: 16.08.06 17:13:32
Dear Blessed one,
My name is Mrs.Juliana Van Ron ,I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband, who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly.I have asked God to forgive me all my sins and i believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation,and i pray that i survive the operation. I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $3,500,000(three million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the g ood work of the lord, and to help the motherless,less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows.
At the moment I
cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are
around me and i have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone
calls because i deserve all thee rest i can get.Presently,I have informed
my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to you. I wish you all
the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the
funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address (henrysmith20@aim.com ) if you are interested,so that he can arrange the release of the funds ($3,500,000.00) to you.I know I have never met you but I have been directed to do this by God,and i hope you act sincerely.
NB: I will appre ciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that i do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish and I also want you to SWORN AFFIDAVIT from the court of law through my Lawyer as the new beneficiary of the fund t . Love,
Reagards
Mrs.Juliana Van Ron
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Hello my friend,
How are you doing? I am SALIM IBRAHIM a merchant in
DUBAI, I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer, It has defiled
all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few
months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for
anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was
never
generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business
as
that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now
know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all
the money in the world.
Now that God has called me, I have willed
and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended
family members as well as a few
close friends.I want God to be
merciful to me and accept my souL. so,I
have decided to give also to
charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds
I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria, India and
Malaysia. Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do
this myself anymore.
I once asked members of my family to close one of
my accounts and
distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in
Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money
to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
be contended
with what I have left for them.
I will want you to help me collect my
last deposit and dispatched it to
charity organizations which I
deposited in security/finance house abroad,
which no one knows of is
the huge cash deposit of (Twenty five Million,
Five Hundred Thousand U.
S dollars) I have set aside 25% for you,
then 5% for any expenses insured.
If you are interested, please send your prompt reply to my
email address below which you will have to reply to if
you will be kind enough to assist;
Email: ibrasalim59@yahoo.com.my
May the
almighty Allah bless you
Regards,
SALIM IBRAHIM
Betreff: I am on my knees please help me
Von: princessQuine princess <princessquine@yahoo.fr>
Datum: 18.08.06 13:25:51
From ;Gloria Mboma
Abidjan Cote D'ivoire.
WestAfrica.
email ;(princessquine@yahoo.fr)
ATT, Please think about my life
Dear One,
Compliments of the season, I came across your profile and noticed that you are the right person to do these business transaction with. I am Glria Mboma. I am a citizen of Cote D'ivoire. I am writing to solicit your noble assistance for the transfer and investment of USD$12,5(Twelve million Five hundred thousand us dollars) in your country.I am the only remaining daughter of late Mr Brown Mboma the Director of Cocoa Dealers in Abidjan who was poison by his junior in one of there dinner. Before his death early these year 2005,he called me confidentially and informed me in confidence of this sum of USD$12,5 million dollars he deposited in a prime bank here in Abidjan. pending the guarantee of your faithfulness and co-operation. He told me that he deposited this USD$12,5 million ending 2003 and that he used my name as his only daughter as the (Next of Kin) in depositing the money. he further advised me to search for a reliable partner overseas who will assist me transfer and investthe money overseas in case he did not survive in the hospital .Unfortunately, he died . I am soliciting your kind assist, one.
1,To provide i good account were theis money will be transfered
2, To help me seek for a good business to invest the money into
3, To help me search for a better school to continue over there
4,To help me come over there to start a new life there I have all the
documents with me here in Abidjan. So, I look forward to hearing from
you so that we will proceed and as soon as we retrieve the deposit, I
will without wasting time come down to your country to witness the
investing of the money, Meanwhile, you will be compensate with 15% of
the money for your noble assistance.More detail will be giving to you
in your next mail, I look forward to be hearing from you .
Thank you for your concern
God bless you
Gloria
Betreff: Großer Klausens steh' mir bei - help me
Von: princessin Kathe <princessin@yahoo.com>
Datum: 19.08.06 14:27:71
Lieber großer Herr Klausens,
Sie sind eine von die großen von allen Schreibsteller in diese Wereld.
Man müsse Ihnen geben die Nobellprize, das ist doch klar!
Willst du haben die Preise, dann musst du mich helfen, bitte.
Denn ich verwalte ein Nobelpreisdokument meines seligen vaters Peter Kathe Princessin, der in Nuremberg geboren war.
Als er hörte, was da geschahen konnten schreib er mir, ich solle Sie das Nobelpreis schenken, denn Sie haben es verdient.
meine Vater hat dieses von die Nobell gesagt bekommen, als er tode war.
Und Nobell willte Sie, herr Klausnes, aber dafür sollen Sie helfe, meinen vater, dass er bekomme das Dokument für 23.000.000 Millionen Euro.
dafür müssen wir beide regeln mit die Bank, dass der große Klausens und Nobell und meine Vater auch nach dem Tod über Geld zusamenkommen können, und das geld sich verscheibt.
dafür habe ich eine Konto - und sie können dann alles haben, auch den Nobelprise, wen Sie wollen,
Aber Sie haben es ja verdeint.
Also nehmen Sie doch bitte Kontakt mich mit auf, großer Weltschreiber.
Hilfe Sie schnell und schreiben Sie an
nobellprice@yahoo.com - aber bitte schnell, Sie toller kerl.
IHRE PRINCESSIN KATHE UND IHR VATER
Lang lebe Nobell!!! Lang lebe Klausens!
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Betreff:
MORRIS THOMPSON 1/6
Von:
An: info@klausens.com
Datum:
Good Day,
My name is Mr. Aminu Zaki, General Manager, Corporate and Investment,
TSFC.
I came to know about you in my private search for a reliable person/company
to handle a confidential transaction on behalf of my Colleagues and
myself.As a matter of fact, I got your information from the Nigerian
Chamber of Commerce and Industry/Nigerian Export Promotion Council.
I write in respect of a foreign customer with A/C
Number:14-2558-2004,who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of
Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including
his wife and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money. You shall
read more news about the crash on visiting this site:
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list
The owner of this account Mr. Morris Thompson an American and great
industrialist and a resident of Alaska. Since the death of this our
customer Mr. Morris Thompson, I have kept a close monitoring of the
deposit records and accounts since then nobody has come forward to claim
the money in this A/C as next of kin to the late Mr. Morris Thompson.
The total amount in the account is US$15.5 million and it is a
domiciliary escrow bank account. It is only an insider,the account owner
or a next of kin who has information about the account that could produce
the Code or password of the deposit particulars. Also the funds can only
be released to a foreigner.
As it stands now, there is nobody in the position to produce the needed
information other than my very self-considering my position in the bank.
Based on the fact that Mr. Thompson's family perished in the same flight
accident, leaving no one to put claim of the deposit as the next of kin,
so I am seeking for your co-operation to present you as the next of kin
to late Thompson, and arrange for the release of the funds to your honour
for our mutual benefit.
If you are interested, please write back and provide me with your details
as listed below to enable me file in an application in your name:
Full Names
Address
Country
Occupation
Age, Sex
Direct telephone number
fax number and email address
If there is more delay in moving this money out, this money will be
pushed to the Treasury of the Federal Republic. I am willing to share
this money with you in the ratio of 60% - 35%.
You shall have 35% of the funds and I shall share the rest with my
partner at the bank.
I hope this is a fair sharing? I look forward to hearing from you
urgently so that I can give to you the next and concluding line of action.
I await for your urgent response.
Thanks and best Regards.
Mr. Aminu Zaki.
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In confidence / Marcel
Hello Dear,
I am Mr Marcel Kuma from sierra leone but residing in Ivory Coast in Africa. It is my desire to contact you on honesty and sincerity to assist me in transferring the sum of $8,000,000(Eight Million United States Dollars) inherited from my father late Mr. Kuma to your country for investment. I am motivated in contacting you and hope to gradually build trust, relationship and confidence in you as I get to know you better.
So please I want to know if you will be of assistance but first I want to get to know you better. I am willing to offer you $1,600,000(One Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) for your effort input after the successful transfer of this money and investment. Indicate your interest towards assisting me by sending your phone # and address so that I can communicate with you at any time. I will be waiting for your response.
Thanks
Marcel
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FIRST
NATIONAL BANK LTD.
ROODEPOORT BRANCH,
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH
AFRICA.
Private Email: p_makaba102@yahoo.gr
Let me start by
introducing myself. I am Mr. Peter Makaba
credit officer of First
National Bank Ltd .I have a concealed business suggestion for you.
Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Mr. Kahal Mohammad who was an
Iraqi Business Man and also Deals On Arms With The South African
Government made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a
value of Fourteen million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars
only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices were sent to him,
even during the war, again after the war several notifications were
sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that the
Mr. Kahal and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast
that hit their home in Iraq.
After further investigation it was also
discovered that Mr. Kahal did not declare any next of kin in his
official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he
also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one
except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Fourteen million Five
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no
one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that
according to the to the laws of my country at the expiration three
years the funds will revert to the ownership of the South African
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this
backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner
to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Kahal Mohammad so that you will be
able to receive his funds.
WHAT IS TO BE DONE:
I want you to know
that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out
successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the
necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr.
Kahal Mohammad,all that is required from you at this stage is for you
to provide me with your full Names and Address so that the attorney can
commence his job.
After you have been made the next of kin, the
attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the
necessary approval and letter of probate/Administration in your favor
for the movement of the funds to an account that will be provided by
you.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going
adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the
necessary documents.
Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in
all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred
to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 65% for
me, 30% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of
this operation.
Should you be interested please send me your private
phone and fax numbers for easy communication, you can write me via my
private box and i will provide you with
more details of this
operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kindly send your reply to:
p_makaba102@yahoo.gr
Kind Regards.
Peter Makaba
Betreff:
GESCHAEFTSVORSCHLAG
Von: Datum:
GESCHAEFTSVORSCHLAG
Sehr geehrter,
Ich bin Mr. James Mulo ,komme aus Cape Town, South Africa und bin
ein Executive Accountant beim South African Department of Mining &
Natural Resources. Zunächst entschuldige ich mich dafür, daß ich Sie
auf diesem Wege kontaktiere, um Ihnen ein Geschäft dieser Größenordnung
nahe zu bringen. Es aber für mich der zuverlässigste und schnellste
Weg.
Ein Mitglied des South Africa Export Promotion Council (SEPC) war mit
einer Regierungsdelegation in Ihrem Land während einer Handelsmesse und
hat mit Ihre Daten übermittelt. Ich habe mich entschlossen, Ihnen eine
vertrauliche Zusammenarbeit bei dem unten beschriebenen Deal
anzubieten. Alle beteiligten Parteien werden davon profitieren, aber
ich bitte Sie aufgrund der Natur dieser Transaktion, das ganze streng
vertraulich zu behandeln.
Innerhalb des Department of Mining & Natural Resources, bei dem ich
als Executive Accountant beschäftigt bin, habe ich gemeinsam mit vier
weiteren Angestellten in leitenden Funktionen Zugriff auf einen Betrag
von Sechzehn Millionen Dreihunderttausend US Dollars (16.300M), der für
die Zahlung fälliger Rechnungen vorgesehen ist. Diesen Betrag möchten
wir mit Hilfe einer ausländischen Firma oder auch Privatperson auf ein
Konto im Ausland transferieren. Der South Africa Civil Service Code of
Conduct erlaubt es uns aufgrund unserer Stellung nicht, Konten im
Ausland zu unterhalten.
Der Betrag von Sechzehn Millionen Dreihunderttausend US Dollars (16.300
M) stammt aus einem Vertrag mit einer ausländischen Firma, die für
unserer Department Arbeiten ausgeführt hat. Wir Officials haben die
Rechnungen absichtlich zu hoch angesetzt und nur die tatsächlichen
Rechnungen bezahlt, so daß die entstandene Differenz nun in unserem
Besitz ist. Wir haben bereits alle Vorbereitungen getroffen um das Geld
mittels Telegraphic Transfer (T. T.) auf ein ausländischen Bankkonto,
daß Sie uns nennen würden, zu überweisen. Dazu müssen wir einen Antrag
beim Justice Ministry hier in Südafrika stellen, in dem Sie die Rechte
des früheren Vertragspartners übernehmen. Dafür benötigen wir Ihre Fax
Nr., um Ihnen die Unterlagen übermitteln zu können.
Meine Partner und ich haben beschlossen, Ihnen einen Anteil von 20 %
an der gesamten Summe zu geben, falls Sie unser Angebot annehmen und
uns ein Konto zur Verfügung stellen. 70 % sind für uns und 10 % haben
wir für Steuern und Gebühren angesetzt. Wir würden das gesamte Geld
gerne für mindestens zwei Jahre in Ihrem Besitz lassen und bitten Sie,
es entsprechend anzulegen. Danach würden wir anfangen, es wieder zurück
nach Südafrika zu transferieren. Das Geschäft ist 100 % sicher, sofern
Sie es mit größter Sorgfalt und Geheimhaltung behandeln. Ihr
Spezialgebiet ist auch kein Hinderungsgrund für die erfolgreiche
Ausführung der Transaktion.
Ich setze mein Vertrauen in Sie und hoffe, Sie werden mich nicht
enttäuschen. Bitte melden Sie sich möglichst bald bei mir über die
obige Tel./Fax-Nr. oder meine e-mail Adresse und teilen mir mit, ob Sie
unser Angebot annehmen. Ich versichere Ihnen nochmals, daß meine
Partner und ich in der Lage sind, die Auszahlung dieser Summe zu
ermöglichen, wenn Sie uns garantieren, daß unser Anteil sicher in Ihrer
Verwahrung bleibt. Bitte behandeln Sie unser Angebot absolut
vertraulich, da wir noch aktiv in unseren Ämtern sind.
Falls Sie interessiert sind, schicken Sie mir bitte folgende Angaben:
1. Name/Firmen name um die erforderlichen Dokumente vorzubereitenp
2. Persönliche Telefon- und Fax-Nummern
Zu meinem privatemail mit seinem email address, damit ich die weiteren
relevanten Details in dieser Sache zu Ihnen mitteilen kann. Danke im
voraus.
Ich hoffe auf Ihre baldige Antwort.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen
Mr. James Mulo
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